Thanks to everyone who participated in the latest Create the Caption contest. Once again the entries were awesome and since I didn’t want to have to pick just two winners, I turned to the victim subject of the picture. JJOK was the judge and here are his picks along with all the other entries.

The top two entries win a buy-in into The Mookie tonight. The honorable mentions will receive one free bean burrito compliments of JJ’s first advertiser…Taco Bell. (I need to get Full Tilt IDs from the two winners, please leave them in the comments or send me an email.)

Winners ($11 entry into The Mookie)

JJOK makes an aggressive play with a short stack. F-Train

JJOK flops the nuts! Francase

Honorable Mention (1 bean burrito at Taco Bell)

Jacks are SO not Ok. sirfwalgman

The secret is making a powerful hand like JJ, look like a much smaller pair. Bam-Bam

The Rest

Jack are Sssspeecciallll. sirfwalgman

Yeah, but it’s thickness that matters. jjok

They told me that I don’t look fat in this. I look SAUCY! Instant Tragedy

Tell me the truth, do you think Wawfuls could pull this outfit off? I don’t think so, right Carmen? Instant Tragedy

4 Kids and I lost alllll the baby weight! ScottMc

This is a proven method to keep the sperm count HIGH. ScottMc

Dont’cha you wish your pockets were HOT like me? Bam-Bam

Here’s JJOK, struggling to make an obvious under-pair hold up! Bam-Bam

JJOK : “Damn! I must have a tell. Everyone always has overs.” Bam-Bam

You want to make sexy time with my sister? How about Devin Hester? He’ll let you spank his ass if you can catch him. It’s niiiiiice I like. Schaubs

Good things come in small packages…lightning36

As you can tell, I’m often mistaken for George Clooney. lightning36

And you thought I was just another pretty face. lightning36

What? You don’t like my outfit?! I knew I should’ve gone with the baby blue instead of violet! Jordan

JJOK makes an aggressive play with a small pair. F-Train

There’s a goatee down there, too! Mattazuma

No string bets please. Francase